Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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