she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
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That's how twitter works, right?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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