Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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