Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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