Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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