Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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