You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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