i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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