oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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