have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
