i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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