May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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