Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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I need you to use more vowels.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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