Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Shame is for Republicans.
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