At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just forgot I was standing up.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
