I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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