Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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