what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize