yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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