I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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