A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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