Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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