I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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