I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we're making bets on your personal life
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
