I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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I have feelings that need drinking.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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