using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
