im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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