it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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