eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
