saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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