this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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