Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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