do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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