i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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