Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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