with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I've blown a few things in my day
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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