Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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