Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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