stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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