Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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