break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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