i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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