is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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