During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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