I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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