i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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