3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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