At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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