butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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