We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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