But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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