he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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