Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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