he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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