i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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